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08.01.2015 | 2:07 PM ET
The standard beautifully (hand)crafted by master Asian craftsmen, under which we shall march on to victory:
The epic war anthem (wrote by OldNick to remind us that the only happiness in life is to crush our enemies and hear the lamentations of their loved ones) to lead us into battle (aka domination):
The Kast aka the Konquerors:
Legz - the undisputed King of the Bukkake Island
Swickotine - a rich old man that makes it rain and is usually too busy, but sometimes wastes some of his free time to hang with us
OldNick - 99% inhuman demigod (worshipped specifically in north-eastern parts of United States)
Live2Wrestle - by day, a meek wrestler, by night, the daring K-pop superstar and a black soul trapped in a white body 24/7
curtwag84 - teleporting heavyweight superhero and an anti-terrorist expert
gunn4206 - the best there is at what he does and what he does best is smoke you, guy
WishIsHere - the rich American doctor, rumored (among other things) to have funded Doo Hoo Choi and Kyoto Horiguchi's VISA's
dielegende23 - the illegitimate heir to the throne of Latveria and master of German hiphop
joe kerr - the Tapology Contest picking champion of the universe (if there were Martians on Mars he would outpick them too)
* Edited at 08.01.2015, 3:27 PM ET *
"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba
Responses
08.01.2015 | 2:08 PM ET
"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba
08.01.2015 | 2:09 PM ET
Week 1 Events:
* Edited at 08.01.2015, 2:10 PM ET *
"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba
08.01.2015 | 2:10 PM ET
Week 2 Events:
"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba
08.01.2015 | 2:11 PM ET
Week 3 Events:
"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba
08.01.2015 | 2:29 PM ET
A rematch looms. Your agony will quench my thirst like a tall glass of iced lemonade on a summer's day.
Gird up your loins for battle.
* Edited at 08.01.2015, 2:30 PM ET *
08.01.2015 | 2:36 PM ET
****, I came here to get some world news...
Anyway, NEWSFLASH: You are suppose to buy a gent a dinner before you ass-**** them.
* Edited at 08.01.2015, 2:37 PM ET *
"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"
08.01.2015 | 2:40 PM ET
"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"
08.01.2015 | 2:43 PM ET
@shot2sac You might as well lay down your armor fool, it is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
* Edited at 08.01.2015, 2:44 PM ET *
"I am ****y in prediction, confident in preparation, but I am always humble in victory or defeat.”
08.01.2015 | 2:48 PM ET
You'll get yours.
08.01.2015 | 2:50 PM ET
Remember this: No matter how many times you battle Plutolhu Jones, it's only the LAST battle that matters.
"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"
08.01.2015 | 3:09 PM ET
* Edited at 08.01.2015, 3:18 PM ET *
"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"
08.01.2015 | 4:40 PM ET
We don't mind seeing our victorious war anthem I wrote posted up twice.
"I am ****y in prediction, confident in preparation, but I am always humble in victory or defeat.”
08.02.2015 | 1:41 AM ET
Congrats...
| Jul 31, 8:30 AM ET | Jul 31, 11:00 AM ET | Aug 01, 7:00 PM ET | Aug 01, 8:00 PM ET | BeeSeeker-WC-Win | ||
| 31-Jul-15 | Fight Nights | Fight Exclusive Night 8 | UFC 190 | WSOF 22 | Totals | Adjusted |
| Rotton*' | 850 | 360 | 480 | 580 | 2270 | 0 |
| Sonnen*^' | 760 | 495 | 480 | 515 | 2250 | 0 |
| Robed''' | 760 | 460 | 480 | 545 | 2245 | 0 |
| Yomad? (C) | 760 | 345 | 530 | 530 | 2165 | |
| knownst | 885 | 445 | 365 | 465 | 2160 | |
| loudSwine''^ | 760 | 395 | 515 | 465 | 2135 | 200 |
| 4aahoo'* | 760 | 495 | 440 | 405 | 2100 | 165 |
| theSac^' | 795 | 380 | 340 | 580 | 2095 | |
| ****ard | 680 | 365 | 340 | 605 | 1990 | |
| HNT Totals | 7010 | 3740 | 3970 | 4690 | 19410 | 17785 |
| HNT Diff | -805 | -660 | -95 | 80 | -1480 | -1665 |
| Live2wrestle | 925 | 610 | 360 | 595 | 2490 | 100 |
| Legz | 950 | 480 | 565 | 415 | 2410 | 100 |
| joe kerr (C) | 885 | 530 | 455 | 530 | 2400 | 240 |
| OldNick | 885 | 495 | 415 | 595 | 2390 | |
| gunn4206 | 835 | 530 | 490 | 525 | 2380 | 215 |
| dielegende23 | 770 | 530 | 505 | 505 | 2310 | |
| curtwag84 | 945 | 465 | 390 | 415 | 2215 | |
| Swickotine | 810 | 430 | 495 | 465 | 2200 | |
| WishIsHere | 810 | 330 | 390 | 565 | 2095 | |
| TJK Totals | 7815 | 4400 | 4065 | 4610 | 20890 | 19450 |
"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"
08.28.2015 | 11:59 AM ET
"Ohhhhhhhh ****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"
09.28.2015 | 1:26 AM ET
"RIP Bill Burgess , RIP CthuluJones"
09.28.2015 | 1:32 AM ET
* Edited at 09.28.2015, 1:33 AM ET *
"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"