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BLC V: The Kick-Askrens - Official Thread

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yossgold

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01.11.2015 | 5:01 AM ET

'sup guys!!

This is the official thread of the legendary Kick-Askrens (credit for the most awesome of team names goes to benjaminbrandt).

Presenting, the team:

The logo:

Those who have been on my teams before know that I post notifications and weekly events on every team member's profile page but other than that try to keep wall-spamming down to a minimum. If it bugs anyone just tell me "I got this" and I stop.

This season, regular season seeding actually means something so lets not miss picks. If anyone sees they've got some **** coming along that may prevent them from making picks, just let me know with time to replace them (if it's only a temporary thing I don't even mind replacing them with someone who picks everything and bringing them back when their schedule clears up, I'm loyal like that).

We got ourselves one hellova team. Let's break some bones!!!

* Edited at 01.11.2015, 5:11 AM ET *

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

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psychicdeath

Location: Ohio
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01.23.2015 | 1:17 PM ET

I normally don't engage in smack talk, but I was bored and threw together this amateurish graphic in MS Paint. Just couldn't resist. Best of luck, Kick-Askrens (but not too much...).

"I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid. "

benjaminbrandt

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01.23.2015 | 1:26 PM ET

The power of The Funk is immeasurable.

"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

cal1

Location: VA
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01.23.2015 | 1:29 PM ET

Godzilla's record is padded

"UFC 151 NEVER FORGET"

psychicdeath

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01.23.2015 | 1:30 PM ET

But I left off all those rematches with Tokyo!

"I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid. "

benjaminbrandt

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01.23.2015 | 1:32 PM ET

You can see by my avatar that we do not hold dinosaurs in high regard........

"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

joe kerr

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01.23.2015 | 2:55 PM ET

Godzilla's stats are actually quite off. According to the last Tale of the Tape he is actually 355 ft. and around 90,000 metric tons and his background includes substantial knowledge of Kodokan Judo (with his preferred technique being the basic yet effective Seoi Nage, which he is able to execute even on XSHW opponents like a roided up King Ghidorah) and kickboxing and his record is actually a bit less impressive with 44-9-7. Those however include some typical Japanese fights taken at the very last moment, some impressive come backs and most of all a one night 10 fight winning streak during the Final Wars tournament - however this is disputed by some since he supposedly had some extra help from his corner in the person of Mothra (who was more active in his corner than Egan Inoue and Yoel Romero's entire team put together) and he did withdraw from the final fight against Don Frye. To be honest though, Don Fry had a katana.

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

psychicdeath

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01.23.2015 | 3:12 PM ET

He's cutting back to his original Showa weight and height (let's see Askren cut height...) for this fight.

"I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid. "

CthulhuJones

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01.23.2015 | 3:17 PM ET

Can Godzilla stuff a double leg? I'm going to say that with the way his body is proportioned and with his small arms that The Funk would drop him like a sack of potatoes, put the hurt on his ass, and then ride him into Zuffa HQ and demand a title fight. Ben Askren: One FC Welterweight Champion, Former Bellator Welterweight Champion, Dinosaur Rider, and soon to be UFC Welterweight Champion.

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psychicdeath

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01.23.2015 | 3:23 PM ET

The game plan is just to stomp the entire cage with Askren in it for a zero-second KO by squishing. The ref gets squished too, but hey, it's just Mazzagatti.

* Edited at 01.23.2015, 3:31 PM ET *

"I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid. "

michigandolphin

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01.23.2015 | 3:29 PM ET

Godzilla's foot is going to be extra tickley if he tries to squish this salad.

"Frig off, bud"

benjaminbrandt

Member Since: 2011.01.02
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01.23.2015 | 3:36 PM ET

It will be interesting to see how Godzilla will perform in our post-TRT and enhanced blood-testing world.

I'm not trying to imply anything....

...Just saying.

"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

psychicdeath

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01.23.2015 | 3:38 PM ET

Is plutonium a banned substance? Might have to cycle off for a day.

Edit... and I ain't holding the bottle for the piss test

* Edited at 01.23.2015, 3:40 PM ET *

"I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid. "

benjaminbrandt

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01.23.2015 | 3:42 PM ET

btw - this is happening this weekend:

http://www.flowrestling.org/coverage/252011-Flo-Premier-League-4/video/758018-Askren-vs-Foster-at-FPL-IV#.VMKxzUfF_jk

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shot2thesac

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01.23.2015 | 9:15 PM ET

This team is a lot of fun.

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

CthulhuJones

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01.23.2015 | 9:21 PM ET

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like us?
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like us?
Dontcha? Dontcha?
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was raw like us?
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was FUN like us?
Dontcha? Dontcha?

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cal1

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01.23.2015 | 9:29 PM ET

How I feel leading up to BLC weekends, especially those with only 3 events.

"UFC 151 NEVER FORGET"

shot2thesac

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01.23.2015 | 9:51 PM ET

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

michigandolphin

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01.24.2015 | 7:03 PM ET

I'm licking taint with my picks tonight, dudes. (No thats not a good thing CJ.)

* Edited at 01.24.2015, 7:08 PM ET *

"Frig off, bud"

benjaminbrandt

Member Since: 2011.01.02
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01.24.2015 | 7:22 PM ET

My UFC picks are abysmal.

"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

shot2thesac

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01.24.2015 | 7:29 PM ET

I think that people who can lick their own taint are extremely talented.

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

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